February 2012
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Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
She's not in a relationship anymore! Countdown to...
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I got this for my co-worker's birthday :)
That awesome feeling you get when you take your...
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sher-lock:
8bit-blog replied to your post: I’ve been depressed for all of what I remember of…
Oh perhaps you’ve never been depressed, and you just don’t know being sad is quite normal for a teenager
no
just no
I’m depressed and I have anxiety
I’m seeing a psychologist
that is NOT what you say
saying someone’s problems don’t exist is a number one no-no
just for future reference
Oh....
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"listening to good music from the 60's and 70's....
“Cause its REAL music!”
…So music from other eras isn’t “real music”?
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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If you saw the Doctor about to leave in his...
thefartingmongoose:
inheritanceofgeek:
ibeggedformercytwice:
goteamfreewill:
genellasaurus:
OHGOD
GPOY
WHAT IS MY LIFE
GFPOY OF MY LIFE.
We are all Jack. :|
There’s a bit of Jack in all of us.
^^
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John-Boy and his speech on burning books:
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GOODNIGHT FRIENDS I HAVE TO GO PUT MY BOOKS BACK...
tuckercraig:
soarin
flyin
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
HOLY FUCK IT'S SNOWING
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missedtheopportunity:
KAYLEIGH
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Sorry this kind of sucks.
I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow...
joshishollywood:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also...
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I CAN'T FIND MY GUITAR PICKS.
ETA: FOUND THEM.
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
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christopher-isherwood replied to your post: I hope I don’t throw up when I meet Davy Jones.
you’ll be fine!
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I hope I don't throw up when I meet Davy Jones.
Oh God, what if I throw up.
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holdontoyourassbutts:
missedtheopportunity:
...
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OMG GOD THIS SONG.
MICKEY WTF.
starkassembled:
donricci:
anglophilicpsychopath:
iwillbeyourgoal:
i feel like some of you guys don’t know that michael fassbender beat his girlfriend so hard that she twisted her ankle, broke her kneecap, and burst a ovarian cyst
that kind of behavior’s not okay
so
uhm
yes
~the more you know~
HOLY SHIT I looked it up and it’s legit :/
I feel like before you guys continue spreading...
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Ugh I have to get up and change my record.
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A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries.
Mom: We won.
Me: Meh.
Mom: Be a little more enthusiastic.
Me: ...woooooo...
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